Welcome to everyone who cares

It’s deadass, B.

I did a little bit of what a spider can.

“The front of the Nintendo Switch dock features Pikachu and Eevee gazing at you in a most adorable fashion.” #100emoji

Also a delay, but also, a trailer!

Yas, queens. Yas.

BOY

Allagan Tomestone of Instant Messaging.

“In the world of ___,”
- Every Gameplay Trailer Ever

“Vega is the greatest cage fighter since Iron Fist”
”What happened to Iron Fist?”
”He retired and became me.”

Does that make this the greatest flop of all time?

Never give up hope, children.

If you’re one of those people who can’t handle spiders, even cool ones, this may not be the article for you.