Iteration is key, y’all.
8K resolution? Ray tracing? SSD? Backwards compatibility? I’m listening.
“Who’s ready for a motha-humpin’ tea party?”
But what is it?
Classic “He said, she said, but she should have said, and he should have said” drama.
Come for the dancers. Stay for the Dwarves.
“Got a Battle Pass here: Level 1”
When I got the achievement for dying 100 times, I suddenly understood the title.
The White Wolf goes from being a monster hunter, to being a Monster Hunter™.
Surprises don’t get much more pleasant than this.
Bring your own bros.
All hail the viangaa!
“Do you have any stories to share?”
”Of course. Here’s one for you…”
It’s the end of the year. This is a video game website. You know why I’m here.
“Want some zap zap?”
Grab some tissue and read my love letter to Spider-Man.
I did a little bit of what a spider can.
“The front of the Nintendo Switch dock features Pikachu and Eevee gazing at you in a most adorable fashion.” #100emoji
Also a delay, but also, a trailer!
Yas, queens. Yas.
Allagan Tomestone of Instant Messaging.
“In the world of ___,”
- Every Gameplay Trailer Ever
“Vega is the greatest cage fighter since Iron Fist”
”What happened to Iron Fist?”
”He retired and became me.”
Does that make this the greatest flop of all time?
Never give up hope, children.
If you’re one of those people who can’t handle spiders, even cool ones, this may not be the article for you.
Does whatever a Sony can.